Sunday, January 9, 2011

Speculating "The Dark Knight Rises"

"Everything that has a beginning has an end."

It is a cardinal law of trilogies that every part must represent a single act in the three act structure of the whole. When it comes to film, a director can take it in two different directions - make it a series of unrelated films or end it when it is suppose to be. If you make it a series then the creative juice in the story dries very quickly and the whole story loses the very vital emotional drive. This ultimately leads to a painful death of the franchise and then there is only one way out - reboot it in 3D!

After two travesties by Joel Schumaker namely Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin, execs at Warner made a wise choice by taking it to Nolan. He amped up the series and gave it a place it always deserved.

Time and again I always displayed my distaste for comic book movies. Batman is a different beast though. Tim Burton brought to life one of the most difficult character in the comic book series. His two movies set the ground for one of the darkest comic book hero in the history of cinema. Christopher Nolan went to the roots and based on his fascination for film noir created a movie which was anything but a comic book film. And suddenly Batman was no longer a kiddies film.

We all know what he did with Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. However what we don't know is what'll happen in the The Dark Knight Rises. Let's explore the possibilities by using some logical deductions.

Dark Knight ended on the edge of a cliff and if first film is considered as Dark Knight Begins then second can also be called The Fall of Dark Knight or simply put - end of act 2 in Nolan's Batman universe. So Dark Knight Rises may not be a flashy title but it is a logical title as it'll bring an end to the series. Off course money grubbing bastards can always find one trick ponies to resuscitate the franchise. As long as it is able to walk, let's fuck it!

What about the villains?

In an interview with LA Times Hero Complex, Nolan confirmed that Riddler (or Edward Nigma) will not make an appearance. I think it makes a logical sense. Riddler as a Batman villain is very similar in characteristics to Joker. He is egomaniac like Joker with no motive for creating terror. He is ostentatious, sociopath and wears almost similar mask like Joker. In terms of casting it was earlier rumored that Robbin Williams, Johnny Depp and lot of other actors have shown their keenness. But it's no longer relevant. Off course it is also confirmed that Joker will not make any presence. I think it'll take a decade to bring Joker back to life as Heath Ledger's performance will be hard to top.

Another villain which is recently in rumors is Dr. Hugo Strange. As per IMDB Tom Hardy (from Inception) is purportedly playing this role. As per wikipedia, Hugo Strange is a Professor of Psychology with genius level IQ and perfected in the art of hand to hand combat. Off course he is no Joker but he might serve as a good entry in Nolan's grand finale.

It was also reported on some websites that Wally Pfister and Nolan is planning to shoot part of the film in Louisiana which brings an interesting perspective to the story. There is a hint off course which is Bayou and that means crocodiles and a hint towards another villain - Killer Croc. Killer Croc has a reptilian appearance which is result of a genetic mutation.

As a general rule in screenwriting you always create a rectangle in storytelling where each corner represents one of the major character from the story. In typical story it means - a hero (Batman), a mentor (Alfred), and two villains. However in case of comic book film two villains are not enough as you always need something going on so a screenwriter creates a pentagon with an additional villain. This third villain is usually not the major one but it does represents a force. In case of previous two films it was the mob and it is quiet possible that it might be mob again in the third film.

So there you have it my analysis of the third film two years before it'll come to theater. Off course none of this has any possibility as it is all based on information collected from different sources. But nevertheless guessing unpredictable is an interesting game. That's how all the analyst are keeping their jobs about making all the baseless predictions about what Apple Inc. will announce next month.

There is still one and a half year before film hits theater. In the meantime here are some fan made cover for the film.

 

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Ode for the LA-LA Land

First of all guys. I am not dead. Yet. I have been MIA from quiet sometime but boys n' girls now I am back.

Moving on...

 

Okay...Pop quiz. Hot shot. What in the world is El Pueblo de la Reina de los Angeles.

I guess the last two words probably gave it away.

Britishers call it Los Angelees, Americans call it Los Angelus, Everyone else calls it L.A. Never in the history of humanity a town has been so popular that people all over the world flocked just to be part of the cultural action (or lack of thereof).

Famous cultural icon Andy Warhol said, "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic."

In the popular culture Los Angeles has been referenced in numerous films, loads of hardboiled fiction (Raymond Chandler, James Ellroy) and off course countless reality shows (Real wives of who knows what, Hills).

Los Angeles So what the hell is this article about?

This is my personal salute to the city people all over [world] loved (or hated) by either being part of it or had a glimpse on the boob tube.

This is first part in the series of articles about Los Angeles as experienced in the popular culture (somebody somewhere really said Holy crap how much free time do you have).

I am listing some of the films that tried to capture the essence of Los Angeles and were really successful in creating the virtual image it strived for.

The films listed here are not aiming for any top spot but are really in a random order.

Chinatown Chinatown - The first thing which comes to mind whenever I say Los Angeles is almost always Polanski's Chinatown. Chinatown is a masterful neo-noir. The film successfully captured the essence of valley during the early 20th century when Los Angeles was facing a huge water crisis. The accuracy of location was in part due to Robert Towne's excellent research about the city and the infamous California Water Wars.

Yeah? Ain't that something? Middle of a drought, the water commissioner drowns. only in L.A. 

 

L.A. Confidential - Another masterful neo-noir. The film was a true poster child for how a noir should be crafted. Raymond Chandler would have been very happy - dirty cops, femme fatale, grisly locations. What's not to love. Only bad thing -- it lost loads of Oscar to an undeserved contender made by a man who traveled on Titanic to Pandora. Bad joke. Don't worry after 2.5 billion and counting Cameron can now take it all.

Come to Los Angeles! The sun shines bright, the beaches are wide and inviting, and the orange groves stretch as far as the eye can see. [But you know that ain't true.]

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Lethal Weapon Series - Unabashedly loud, this series of buddy cop action film is one of the first thing comes to mind when you think about L.A. of 1980's. It was a different era. People look different. Places look different. When you watch and re-watch this film now the only thing you'll notice is cliche, cliche and more cliche. But boy was it fun or what.

Two cops. Glover carries a weapon. Gibson is one. He's the only L.A. cop registered as a LETHAL WEAPON. [This has to be one of the worst tagline ever.]

 

Beverly Hills Cop Series - Another pseudo-buddy cop funny action film for whole family to enjoy. Just the way Disney wants you to. Not as famous as its brethren Lethal Weapon series but equally loud, ridden with similar cliches. But definitely worth a watch.

In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest.

 

Collateral - One of my favorite gritty thriller from Michael Mann. Mann is the only person deft in creating a character out of a block of buildings. When you watch Collateral you really believe that you know the

city, the people, the places. It's only Mann who can pull off an ordinary story into an extra ordinary film. Notable mention is his another film - Heat.

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All the cabbies in L.A., I get Max, Sigmund Freud meets Dr. Ruth.

 

So there you have it. Not my top five favorites but top five which I can think from the top of my head.

There are many more which I want to list but man I am tired now. So here are some films which I think are worth mentionining:

  • Heat
  • Boogie Nights
  • The Player
  • Magnolia
  • L.A. Story
  • To Live and Die in L.A.
  • Speed
  • Californication (TV Series)
  • No Country for old Men - Study of Coen's Masterpiece

    No country for old men is a chase story where a man with stolen drug money is hunted by a vicious and unstoppable killer. The story of the film is set in 1980, West Texas. The film deals with three main characters Llewelyn Moss, Anton Chigurh and Sheriff Bell. When Llewelyn Moss runs away with the two million dollars from the bad drug deal then Anton follows him with a trail of murder and mayhem.

    The screenplay is based on Cormac McCarthy's bestseller of the same name.

    The majority of the film is shot in daylight of West Texas. The film deals with greed, crime and death. The landscape of Texas acts as another character to intensify these elements. Cinematographer Roger Deakins chose to desaturate the daylight shots using bleach bypass (Image 1). This served dual purpose of setting the period look of the film as well as intensifying the harshness and brutality of West Texas. It immediately helps in setting the grim mood.

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    Thematically the film is about the greed of human being and what disaster it can lead to if left unchecked. Llewelyn Moss although a good natured person couldn't control his greed and that ultimately leads to his death. There are two interesting instances in the film which can be called as “moments of realization” for Llewelyn Moss. Both the instances uses similar kind of lighting technique where light comes filtered from the window when he just wakes up realizing something. In the first instance (Image 2) he wakes up in the middle of the night feeling guilty for not giving water to a dying drug dealer. This guilt is a turning point in his life as it leads to his ultimate demise. In the second instance (Image 3) he wakes up suddenly in a room in Hotel Eagle realizing why he is so easily trackable. Both the instances employs similar composition of bird eye's view shot of Llewelyn in bed with light falling from the window creating an interesting pattern of light and dark on his face. It gives an indication of his character which is a mix of both – greed driven yet still likable. The screen shots below shows the above mentioned compositions.

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    (Image 2)

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    (Image 3)

    Movement

    The film employs both static framing as well as tracking shots although most of the time static framing is used. The film opens with a montage of wide shots of West Texas countryside starting with night and finally becoming day time. There is no movement at all and the whole series of shots uses static wide angle framing. Some of the screen captures are shown below (Image 4, from left to right and then down).

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    (Image 4)

    The movement in the film feels natural and motivated. Usually the tracking shots are used when either we are following a character(s) point of view or we are getting closer to a point of interest. Since the film takes place in Texas countryside so tracking shots are also used in wide angle shots to reveal the harsh landscape. In a way the landscape also gives a sense of mortal threat for Llewelyn Moss. There are instances where handheld shots are also used to show character’s Point of View. The screenshot (Image 5) below show one such instance.

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    (Image 5, the above shots are mostly handheld shots from Moss’s Point of View)

    Framing

    The overall shot types of film can be divided in two main parts:

    1.Wide angle shots: In this film the country side of West Texas is shown as another character which is barren and ruthless. It sets the dark tone of the film. The best way to capture this character is by using wide angle shots which is used extensively in the film. There are static as well as tracking shots when a character is followed or character is following something. Some of the example shots are below:

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    (Image 6)

    2.Over the shoulder Shots: The film apart from its chase theme is a serious character study and therefore has many sequences where exposition is done through amazing dialog. There are many sequences where the over the shoulder framing is used. Some of the shots below show different variants of over the shoulder style of framing.

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    Visual Metaphors:

    Metaphors are scattered at all over the film. Some of them that help in accentuating the tone of the film are described below:

    1. Anton as a ghost: Anton has been portrayed as an absolute evil. He commits murder with no remorse and he slips in and out of the scene of crime like a ghost. There are various places where this theme is underscored. In the opening sequence when he is arrested by a trooper he almost looks invisible in the backseat of the car. In another scene when he goes to Moss’s mobile home he looks at his reflection in the television and it almost looks like a ghost in the machine. When he is chasing Moss outside the hotel he is again shown in a glass on the front door of a store. Some of the above shots are shown below.

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    (Image 8, vertical ellipse in third image represents Anton visible in glass window of store)

    2.Warning to Llewelyn Moss: Before Llewelyn Moss goes to the place where drug deal happened a black dog is shown which in most culture is a bad omen and usually represents death. It is shown as a warning to Llewelyn for not to go ahead as it’ll lead to his demise.

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    This is one of the finest collaboration of Coen Brothers and Roger Deakins. The film is visually rich and Deakins’ cinematography perfectly captured the dark tone in moral wasteland of West Texas.  It is a film which will make people interpret the ending for years. Unlike most of the Hollywood film there is no closure to the story. But as most of the film theorists agree if you provide a closure to the story you are not giving your audience any food for thought.

    As famous writer Gene Wolf said, "Ambiguity is necessary in some of my stories, not in all. In those, it certainly contributes to the richness of the story."

    Inception - A modern masterpiece

    [SPOILER WARNING]

    I got a chance to see Inception in IMAX on saturday. It was superbly crafted, highly intelligent and in true sense a modern masterpiece. As per me it comes in the same ranks of Blade Runner and Matrix as a science fiction film.

    Broadly there are two kinds of film audience:

    1. One who watches films

    2. Others who understand films (typically critics or anybody remotely interested in the specifics of cinema)

    Thankfully the movie will appeal to everyone. There is more than enough food for thought for everyone.

    This is Christopher Nolan's first original story after Following. Christopher Nolan has proven time and again how deft he is in handling complex characters and plot-lines.

    Inception

    On the surface Inception is an action packed science fiction film but where it separates from the pack is it's multi-layered narrative. Christopher Nolan experimented with multiple genres in this film -- it is a heist film in a science fiction type setting but under the hood is really a love story. This is Christopher Nolan's third stab at experimenting with the perception of reality. I was listening to his interview with Elvis Mitchell on KCRW before the release of Inception and he mentioned his inspiration goes all the way back to Akira Kurosawa. 

    Without talking too much about the setting I want to delve deeper in the web of narrative style.

    Story De-construction

    Leonardo DiCaprio plays Cobb who is a masterful thief of human consciousness. How they do it is not really the crux of the film. On the surface it seems an ensemble cast with excellent performance from every actor. However what drives the story forward is really the need of Dom Cobb (DiCaprio). One theme which on an on resonates in the story is "to go home". This strong desire to go home is what drives him to plan the big heist. The film had lot of international settings and clearly reflects Nolan's fascination for the magnanimity of Bond films.

    Usually in the heist films all the characters seem very similar as style takes over the substance. As Nolan puts it "heist films are typically emotionless".

    The film questions the very basic fabric of reality - what's real and what's not? It is not surprising that the inspiration also comes from the films from the late 1990s namely Dark City and The Matrix and to an extent Memento.

    Without giving away too much I want to say that the film is way different then anything you might have seen before. It is deep in terms of emotionality and narrative structure. I am sure film students in future will have hard time deciphering the meaning conveyed in the story.

    Editing Style

    Nolan is a big fan of Nicholas Roeg (director of Don't Look Now, Walkabout and many more). His editing style is apparent here and the third act itself is best example of cross-cutting ever practiced in cinema. This whole sequence is the highest point of film and perfected with cross cutting. The tension never dips and keeps on mounting until the final catharsis.

    Cinematography

    The film deals with subconsciousness and vastness of mind and Wally Pfister's cinematography effectively captures the limitlessness of the world without calling attention to itself. The film wasn't shot on the IMAX cameras so even if you don't watch it there you are not going to miss anything. It is still equally great in terms of storytelling.

    Sigmund Freud said, "Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy." In Inception every world is governed by its own laws of Physics. What is impossible here is a reality in other. The only thing that limits the laws of the world is our ability to imagine.

    The film is intelligent, smart and for most part something very original. I am sure that film theorist will deconstruct the story in the years to come. It's a film which you watch for the first time for fun and subsequent times to understand. I cannot wait to watch this film again sometime next week once the fever settles down.

    Game Theory in Filmmaking / Screenwriting

    In The Dark Knight somewhere near the end of the third act there is a sequence where Joker plants explosive inside two passenger ships. One is carrying hardcore criminals and other innocent civilians. He gives choice to captains of both ships to blow the other one otherwise he'll blow both of them in an hour. This plot device is heavily used in films and is particularly found in films where protagonist often have to make a choice between two bad options.

    Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the world of Game Theory. Before we begin I must iterate game theory is not just about video games.

    In it's simplest definition game theory is a branch of science/strategy that studies behavior of people embroiled in a specific situation. It is widely used by law enforcement, politicians, economists to plan their strategies in situations such as negotiation, planning economic policies or devising a plan to win election.

    What I want to discuss is not related to any of the things above but how Game Theory has been used effectively in some of the most popular films in the past.

    The Dark Knight example above is one of the most popular game termed as Prisoner's Dilemma. This game was conceived by Merrill Flood and Melvin Dresher but Albert W. Tucker coined the term.

    This game involves two or more players (or prisoners) who cannot co-operate with the authority (whatever that may be) because co-operating will noDark Knightt be in best of their interests.

    Typical scenario is very often a variant of the following situation:

    Two suspects are questioned into separate rooms and offered a similar deal. If one rats out the other, s/he may go free while the other receives a life imprisonment. If neither complies both are given moderate sentences, and if both complies the sentences for both will be severe. Typical Characteristics

    Prisoner's Dilemma is a commonplace in TV shows and films dealing with law enforcement situations. However this dilemma is not limited to law enforcement based films but can also be found in instances where protagonist is forced to make a tough choice.

    More than a strategy game it is a psychological game. In a typical scenario the authority figure feeds on insecurity of the players. The players are often cornered in a no-way-out place. Ratting out the other partner seems like the best and the easiest choice.

    Authority figure often acts as god or godlike archetype such as Devil, Faust or Mephistopheles to the players. In The Dark Knight, Joker acted as a true incarnation of Mephistopheles by offering difficult choices to Batman.

    Authority figure in all cases need not be an external entity. Very often it is the player's need which defines the characteristics of the figure. If internal it is usually manifested via any of the great sins, usually greed.

    Some films which employed this technique (internal / external) are:

    • Treasure of Sierra Madre
    • Gamer (Although not a good film by any stretch)
    • Dark Knight
    • Murder by Numbers
    • L.A. Confidential
    • Lost TV Series (a poster child for game theory)
    • North By Northwest
    • Maltese Falcon

    Largely unnoticed but film noir employed variants of Prisoner's Dilemma. Usually authority figure in such kind of films is internal. Lack of trust and greed usually acts as authority figure often crumbling the symbiosis which otherwise would have benefitted both parties.

     

    In Treasure of Sierra Madre it is greed for gold which drives all the players to deceive each other thereby making authority figure internal.

    In films such as Gamer (2009), Death Race, Running Man the authority figure is often an external entity such as lawmaker, industrialist or warden. The primal need here is survival which will be compromised if players don't co-operate. Such kind of films have very generic plot elements rendering the story very predictable. However these films are mainly action films where predictably is often expected.

    TV Series Lost made a good use of Prisoner's Dilemma by forcing the survivors to collaborate if they want to survive against all the monstrosities that exist on the island. The creators realized that if they make authority figure known then the story will lose its charm and most likely will fall in the same trap as any of those prison / futuristic action films. They introduced a unique design principle by making the authority figure mysterious and unpredictable. This introduced another layer of complexity to the principles of Prisoner's Dilemma.

    If you are a writer of screenplay or novel it might be a good idea to understand various types of games in the game theory. It adds a layer of unpredictability to the stories. However if not used properly it might seem clichéd. Discretion is highly advised.

    Sun Tzu quotes in art of war, "All war is based on deception."

    Prisoner's Dilemma is nothing but a deception wrapped in the form of good choice. If you know how to weave that illusion in your plot then you have a winning story.

    There are a lot of good resources on the web to understand the intricacies of game theory. Some of the good ones are as follows:

     

    Peckinpah's Straw Dogs

    People of my generation probably never heard of Sam Peckinpah (often quoted as Bloody Sam) unless you are a film fanatic or a student. Peckinpah was never afraid of painting violence in his film. In fact most of his films pushed the boundaries of the medium as in The Wild Bunch, The Getaway (1972), Straw Dogs. People often remember him as a director of westerns when most of his contribution is towards the modern cinema as we know it today.

    I happen to catch Straw Dogs today on DVD and having seen Peckinpah's previous body of work realized why critics are polarized when it comes to his films.

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    Straw Dogs is about a quiet American academic who moves to his wife's English country home where trouble with locals increases the tension resulting in the final powder keg.

    More than violence the film is about the nature of violence.

    When the film was released in theaters it generated a lot of controversy both in terms of violence and for the infamous rape scene. This film along with some other controversial films (Clockwork Orange) released same time heralded the new age of graphic violence in the cinema. Great filmmakers were never afraid and will never be afraid in their experimentation with violence. After all it is a hard but known fact of our society.

    Dustin Hoffman really pulled off the role of David Sumner in the film. It was a great and naturalistic performance. Susan George also did justice (not great though) to the role of Amy.

    The cinematography was simple and serviceable.

    The editing is where the film championed. One particular instant is the church scene. The juxtapositions of violent imagery of rape and magic tricks of Reverend were really disturbing. From Amy's point of view it was reliving the nightmare again and again. The editing style almost reminded me of Nicolas Roeg's Don't Look Now or even opening scene of Peckinpah's Getaway.  It was an effective attempt at Kuleshov's technique.

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    David Sumner's character arc is well-defined. From a coward academic he becomes an ultra-violent person when his home and his family were threatened. His calmness in the third act was almost menacing and you always think, "Why the hell is this guy acting so calm?". I think people will always have a differing opinion what really is happening inside his head -- was he in control or in a state of denial / shock. Another question was why is he hell-bent on saving the crazy person. There were all such kind of questions and thankfully were never answered. A good filmmaker always gives a glimpse of a character but never defines his or her boundaries. David is a guy like us an academic or a normal white-collar professional. In order to understand his psychology try imagining yourself in the same shoes and probably you might understand what's happening.

    Amy's character was great but didn't had the kind of arc you would be expecting. But that's OK. The film is not about Amy's reaction but a case study about our tendency towards violence.

    Jim Morrison quoted “Violence isn't always evil. What's evil is the infatuation with violence”. Thankfully I don't agree with the second part.

    There is a great essay about Straw Dogs at criterion (Publisher of the world's best cinema on DVD and Blu-ray):

    http://www.criterion.com/current/posts/259-home-like-no-place-peckinpahs-straw-dogs

     

    Unity of Opposites and the art of perfect Villain

    I was watching the 16th episode of Lost Season 6 and it was amazing. This episode served as a back story of Jacob v/s The Black Smoke. As most of the people who follows Lost probably knows that the countdown to the ending has begun. I couldn't help noticing the prominence of Unity of Opposites in the finale.

    The most popular definition of Unity of Opposites is equality of Light and Dark. In the image shown in the right it shows how light and dark balances out each other.

    The concept of Unity of Opposites is present in practically every religion known to man. Michael v/s Lucifer, David v/s Goliath, Lord Rama v/s Ravana, Ying v/s Yang even Harry Potter

    dualityv/s Voldemort or Batman v/s Joker.

    It does not necessarily means good v/s evil. Hell it's not even right v/s wrong. In it's most fundamental form it is a contrast of nature. It means two concepts or forces at the opposing end of spectrum.

    Hollywood tries to portray a clear distinction of good v/s evil when it's nothing more than a point of view.

    When you catch a movie next time or read a book do yourself a favor and do it from the point of view of the antagonist. In storytelling your protagonist and antagonist almost always follows the same goal with opposing means.

    Mahabharatha although is considered a battle between Kauravas and Pandavas but in essence it is a battle between two people following different idealogies - Lord Krishna and Bhishma.

    All most all religious text around the world is based on one simple notion - Unity of Opposites. Like a seasoned writer the storytellers understood that good story can only happen if there is any contrast.

    In the end whichever way you understand duality but one thing to understand is that it is the contrast in the nature which makes every experience worthwhile.

    Zombie Apocalypse and the Social Networking

    "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. And people will still be tweeting"

    Dawn of the dead

    Last week was hectic with work and million other things. So to make it lighter I thought of writing something whacky. And what do you know, I dreamt about Zombie and Twitter last night. So this is a homage to my favorite genre of all time mixed with least favorite technological tool of all time.

    I am not a sociopath [far from it] but I always think what possibly could be the best use of social networking tools. Emergency response is the first thing that comes to mind.

    So here is my take on the etiquettes of social networking when one fine day Zombie plans to take over our world.

    [One small assumption here that some bots will still be running the data centers of these sites]

    1. Linked In

    Linked In is usually an underdog when it comes to social networking. However when Zombies are on role Linked In has a potential to be the next big thing. How? Linked In as we know is a social networking for professionals (or pseudo-professionals). Most likely we may not need search engineers or Oracle DBA but there will be requirement for jobs such as:

    • Zombie executioner with 10 years experience in torturing people (managers and CEO's have very good chance)

    OR

    • Professional executioner with extensive experience in concentration camps

    OR

    • Execution intern looking for a promising career in the next big industry

    So if you are really serious about making moola then keep yourself on edge. Learn new skills. Start with becoming a manager. And remember "Keeping your Linked In profile updated is the best thing you can do to your career."

    2. Facebook

    Facebook will bloom. Seriously. Not that it is doing bad right now. Third party developers can design apps which can train you how to avoid contact or even kill Zombies.

    One Important thing is it might be cool to upload your pics with Zombies and your friends will send you hundreds of greeting message but you need to be cautious. Next thing you know people might start running towards you with a chainsaw and a boomstick.

    3. Youtube

    Youtube is not really social networking per se but let's count it anyway.

    Google will need to ramp up seriously. Youtube will be overrun by videos of people singing songs of Lady Gaga with a zombie that look's like Lady Gaga or Marilyn Manson. There will be videos of people trying to have sex with Zombies. Occasionally you will find videos of funny pets trying to dry hump Zombies while the whole family is laughing out loud. It may not look as funny as it sounds. But hey Youtube is your tube show what you want [Not that it is any different now].

    I am very sure Google will remove all kinds of age restrictions from Youtube by then.

    4. Twitter

    Here comes the mother of all Social networking. I am very sure Ashton Kutcher will still be raving out Demi Moore even if she is a Zombie by then. But even if she is a Zombie she'll be heck of a Zombie.

    If you go to the top of my post you'll remember that I mentioned Social Networking is the only thing which can keep us alive and Twitter account in my opinion is the most valuable asset you can have. You can post your status update if you are cornered by flesh eating f**kers. You never know there may be a friend nearby.

    I think white house will make Twitter as an official channel of communication. Oxford dictionary will make tweet an official English language word as well. So start following people on Twitter and do yourself favor and save your account names. Believe me this is the first thing that'll go when apocalypse hits us.

    5. Orkut, hi5 and the million others

    If you are in India or Brazil then only you'll need Orkut. But for us living in the US we probably won't even know what you guys do. Although even today we still don't know what you guys do. So time for a switch-a-roo guys. Migrate from Orkut, hi5 to Facebook or Twitter for that matter. If you are an immigrant last thing you want is people not able to find you because you are using Orkut.

    hi5 guys. Don't even bother updating your status because most of your email/updates will go to our spam.

     

    George Romero if you liked the approach consider making a movie on this. Believe me it'll be a cautionary tale and yet educational at the same time. You can even get in touch with David Fincher for all the social networking research he has done for his next film (a very creative title Social Network).

    So that's it guys. Prepare for the Armageddon and don't say I didn't educate you.

    Punch-Drunk Love

    Last night I happen to catch one of the gems of P. T. Anderson called Punch-Drunk Love. Those who have not heard about this film here is a brief synopsis.  Punch-Drunk Love is a 2002 romantic comedy film about a Sherman Oaks based business man who is lonely, mentally repressed and happens to meet a girl and falls for her.

    If you are interested here is the link for the screenplay:

     

    http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/Punch-Drunk_Love.html

    Punch-Drunk Love

    People who know me would have asked -- Whoa! What's with this romantic shit?

    If you are like me then there are a couple of things which makes this film different and worth your while:

    1. The most important thing is it is a P.T. Anderson film.

    2. The best film of Adam Sandler's career. Period.

    Adam Sandler is known for his zany comedies. Almost all his films seems similar, with same actors, similar situations and worse same performance from him.

    Punch-Drunk Love is way different than any of his films. It really outshines him as an actor capable of handling a challenging role.

    On the surface the film seems simple love story but being a P.T. Anderson film it is way deeper than that. Most important of all it is a psychological case study of how a repressed person behaves.

    OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) is a gateway disease for all bigger psychological problems. Our protagonist Barry has an amusing OCD of buying puddings so that he can collect a million airlines mile.

    A repressed mind is in constant motion and this is deftly shown in the film. There is such a huge sense of motion throughout the film which in a way represents the mindset of Barry. As Barry gets increasingly agitated the music as well as the cuts becomes faster.

    Another important motif in the film is the color. Blue and red were important colors in the film. If you have watched closely even the titles had waves of blue and red. Throughout the film Barry wears a blue suit and Lena wears a red dress. This is a huge contrast because if you know a little bit about color theory you probably understands that blue is a color that represents serenity and red is a color of passion. However in the film both characters are opposite Barry is always agitated whereas Lena is always calm, serene.

    Use of white light is another motif. Barry almost always enters his office from blinding white background. It almost feels like that white is a color that is bleak, almost punishing for Barry. His apartment is all white which is dull, lifeless.

    If you are interested in understanding the mis-en-scene of the film then one viewing is way too less. This film is way too complex to comprehend in terms of spatial arrangements of elements.

    However if you just wanted to enjoy the classic style of storytelling then look no further. This is without question storytelling at its best.

    My fascination for the Mindf**ks

    Mindfuck [mahynd fuhk]  IPA: /maɪnd fʌk/ -noun 1. A concept or argument which is fraught with contradictions, and is used as a control tool. 2. An idea or concept that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality. 3. A cinematic technique that uses misdirection to lead to an ending that is at first glance completely unexpected or contradictory, but is coherent and reasonable given hindsight and careful observation of the clues presented.

    In pop culture a Mindfuck is a film which often employs a plot device where the [perception of] reality is distorted to such an extent that sequences can only make sense if viewed in a larger context of the story [usually climactic moments]. (Phew!! I hate long definitions.)

    From the beginning of the cinema countless filmmakers have experimented with the perception of reality. There are quite a few films that have been successful in the execution of this concept. Some of the notable films are:

    • The Matrix
    • Dark City
    • Machinist
    • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    • Prestige
    • Memento
    • Inception (2010)
    • Lost (TV Series)
    • Carnival of Souls
    • Twilight Zone (Original Series)
    • Jacob's Ladder
    • Lost Highway
    • An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
    • ... and many more

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    I remember watching Jacob's Ladder years ago and when it finally finished I just thought -- Whoa! What did I just see?

    I think this kind of audience reaction in itself is a big motivation for a writer or filmmaker to create something as mind bending as Jacob's Ladder.

    Couple of years later I watched Carnival of Souls and An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge and both employed the same plot device. Rightfully Jacob's Ladder borrowed the idea from these films and applied its own unique design principle.

    So the big question is what is fascinating about the perception of reality that both audience and filmmakers are drawn towards it.

    Good filmmakers will always push the boundary of the medium. Kubrick, Christopher Nolan, Kurosawa have effectively experimented with the idea of reality. Nolan used this technique in Memento and then again in The Prestige and now in his forthcoming film Inception. Kurosawa in a way gave birth to this technique. Kubrick tried to experiment this in The Shining and again in Eyes Wide Shut (not very effectively).

    In psychology two types of perception exists

    • Phenomenal (something quantifiable)
    • Psychological
    • 

    Point of View and Unreliable Narrator Device

     

    Filmmakers works in the realm of psychological perception. Psychological perception leads to another important concept in films -- point of view. Kurosawa used this technique in Rashomon. It became so popular that a name is given to this concept called Rashomon Effect which basically means subjectivity of perception.

    Most of the film using this device often deals with various characters watching the same incident from different frames of reference. Writer often adds another layer of complexity by introducing one or more unreliable narrator. Some examples are: Courage under fire, Hero [2002], Surveillance, Vantage Point.

    Famous poet John Godfrey Saxe in the poem The Blind Men and the Elephant says:

    It was six men of Hindustan To learning much inclined, Who went to see the Elephant (Though all of them were blind), That each by observation Might satisfy his mind.

    Bertrand Russell says in The Analysis of Mind

    When we perceive any object of a familiar kind, much of what appears subjectively to be immediately given is really derived from past experience.

    This presents the very basic paradox of perception:

    Your perception of reality will always be limited by openness of your senses. Freedom of the Soul Motif

    Jacob's Ladder, Carnival of Souls, An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge, Angel Heart employed  a similar motif - liberation of soul. In all these films the protagonist is stuck in a form of purgatory. The liberation of soul demands detachment from worldly connections, memories.

    Most of the films mentioned above really stood out for me in terms of execution of the idea. I hope to revisit this concept some other time and probably do a more in-depth study.

    As someone who is struggling with writing I can safely say screenwriting is difficult but what is more difficult is to find a hinge for your entire story. If you planning to write a "mindfuck" make sure the hook is fresh and enticing but not intimidating because last thing you want is a studio exec throwing your years of sweat and blood just because he thinks the idea is "too difficult to make sense".

    Internet Addiction – Myth or Reality?

    Year 1994. Not really the dawn of human civilization (Humans were already civilized by then. At least most of them :) ).

    But for me it was the beginning of a love-hate relationship. This is the year I touched computer for the first time and boy I hated it. I kept on hating it for the next 4-5 years until it was finally thrown in my lap. I realized what I was going through is a resistance to initiation. Giving up was the only choice. Plus porn was picking up as well.

    Fast forward to 2010.

    I can't think what to do if I don't have a computer near me. I won't be able to write that Last Great American screenplay I want to write since forever. The trouble is if I have a computer in front of me which is capable of connecting to the Internet the first thing I'll do is check my yahoo mail. Pop goes the productivity.

    Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the age of Internet Addiction. Extent of the problem "You are not alone."

    Believe it or not the problem is more widespread than you can think of.  Most of the people I know check their work mails, sometimes as late as 1:00 AM in the night to as early as 6:00 AM in the morning. Just other day I was standing in the line to get a sandwich at Subway and there was this lady in early thirties checking her Facebook status on her iPhone (Maybe looking at her hookup requests). It's not that communicating is bad but Facebook during lunch can only mean one of the two things -- Either you are an addict or you really want to get laid by somebody, anybody.

    How to know you are an addict

    This website conducts an online test to check if you are an addict or not. Off course the credibility of test solely rests on the truthfulness of your response.

    http://www.netaddiction.com/index.php?option=com_bfquiz&view=onepage&catid=46&Itemid=106

    This website uses some scoring system and based on that you'll know if you really need some help.

    What to do if you are addict

    Denial is the first thing you'll do. :)

    If it's a serious problem that affects your productivity or worse personal relationships then consider it the same as drug addiction. This institute somewhere in Midwest charges fifteen grand to fix your addiction.

    http://www.netaddictionrecovery.com/

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    If you think you are on that path do something. Start with the smaller problem first. Tackling internet addiction.

    For me unfortunately writing can be done on computer only unless humanity / technology folds ( à la Escape from LA).

    For my addiction I use a very simple software called Freedom. This is available for both mac and windows. http://macfreedom.com/ What it does is disables your internet up to 8 hours. A lot can be done in 8 hours.

    This can be started as a temporary solution and once you feel comfortable you can stop using it. If you think this program really helped you, please consider donating to the developer. He just saved you $15000.

    Internet is without question the wonderful source of information but it poses one simple challenge -- when to stop?

    Remember "abundance of information always creates deficit of attention".

    To (i)Pad or not to (i)Pad

     

    OK. I admit the title is way too corny.

    I have been a proud owner of a 16GB iPad since day one (as thousands other). In last 3-4 days two people have asked me a disturbing question:

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    "Do you still like it?"

    If you don't wanna sound an idiot with a buyer's remorse you will say a canned response: "Oh I love it"

    But the question is do I still love it.

    In all fairness iPad is a magical device. Something which never saw light of the day until now. I am sure much better device will be launched in the days to come. However the question is not about whether it is good or bad but "do you still like it"

    I think most of the impulsive buyers are more often than not scared to admit this fact. It is well known fact that the novelty of device wears in a week or two. If you don't want to feel this remorse then you better find reason to keep on using it.

    I have a known history of ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) as most of the people who are on internet these days. I remember buying PSP years ago, using it for a month and then stopped using it for next 2-3 years and finally passing it on to my seven year old nephew.

     

    Will iPad be able to sustain its novelty?

    I think good thing with apple's product is how they feed their fanboys. One of the reason upgrades are a successful model is it breathes new life in the product (Hardware / Software). If only people could upgrade their girlfriend / boyfriend / whatnot.

    iPhone or iPod for that matter has been constantly upgraded in the past via OS and so far Apple managed to feed it's consumer's need for novelty.

    iPad is certainly not a computer replacement and it's definitely not a do-it-all device but it is undeniably a replace-many device.

    If you love (or pretend to love) reading books then you will probably enjoy three of the best iPad apps - Kindle, iBooks and GoodReader. You can stream movies in Netflix or ABC Player and CBS.com (HTML5 version coming soon). Play some silly games. Or just surf the web if you are an internet addict.

    However what you cannot do easily is create content.

    If you belong to any of the categories above you might just find it useful enough.

    Last thing you want to hear is a statement from your wife "I think you lost interest".

    Believe me It's the same feeling as getting caught with another girl, in a hotel, in Vegas.

    Iron Man 2 and the Invasion of Comic book heroes

    I love movies. I really do. But the whole comic book craze is just becoming too much. Some may argue that the main objective of a film is entertainment which is undeniably true. The problem is not with Iron Man (1 or 2) but with the aftermath. Trouble is for every Iron Man there will be hundreds of comic book casualties. If you look at what's coming in the future you'll know what I mean:

    • Jonah HexIron Man 2
    • Avengers
    • Green Lantern
    • GI Joe 2 (Even though the first one was fucking awful)
    • Thor
    • Captain America
    • Reboot of Spiderman
    • Reboot of Fantastic four
    • Multiple movies from X-Men universe
    • Ghostrider reboot
    • ...and god knows what else

    Big question is what's wrong with comic book adaptation. Afterall it passes all the necessary checks:

    • Girls -- check
    • Explosions -- check
    • Exotic Locale -- check.
    • Bad-ass (yet funny) villains - check
    • Oh! PG-13 rating -- double check.

    How can anybody go wrong with that. Studios happy, stars happy, audience happy and critics? Well, who gives fuck about them (remember Roger Ebert v/s Transformers 2).

     

    So why am I sulking?

    My wife loved it (OK! That's not the reason I am sulking).

    I think in all these comic book craze we forget one thing which is intelligent story telling. Comic book movies are good but they have some basic flaws:

    • Generic storytelling
    • Generic character arc
    • Run-of-the-mill antagonist

    Generic storytelling follows predictable plot points. If screenwriter is deft then s/he will try to squeeze surprises (Dark Knight for example).

     

    Comic books are meant for children (duh!). The story needs to be simple but this simplicity doesn't translate well with mature audience. Problem is if screenwriter deviates too much from the comic storyline then fanboys will cry foul.

    As a film lover what I am scared of is that this craze is only going to rise.

    I haven't found a single person who enjoyed "There will be blood" (Not that it's the greatest movie ever) except film students.

    Roman Polanski in his Chinatown interview said "I love anti-climax and I want people to discuss my movies at the dinner table". Well good luck Mr Polanski I hope that time comes back again.